Heybabeimwearingurpanties
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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