their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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