he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
i drank out of a bidet.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
