i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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