I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
