I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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