dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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