I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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