And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Randomize
