But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize
