'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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