Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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