Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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