You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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