I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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