its not stalking. its research.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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