Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
