As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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