i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
