Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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