It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
smell my finger.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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