Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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