I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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