the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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