she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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