Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
nutella sex= disaster
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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