Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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