At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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