My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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