Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
It's blow job season.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
