Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
