I have demons in me.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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