She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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