so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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