It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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