I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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