I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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