Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
