ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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