it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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