Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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