when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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