You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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