Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just gift wrapped bread.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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