just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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