she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We just shotgunned beers for America
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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