so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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