What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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