I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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