what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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