I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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